Bringing down the House

Learn to count cards, then shave your head.  Go to a casino and win lots of money; eventually they will ban you from the casino.  Return to the casino once you have grown back all your hair, and in a completely different wardrobe.  Repeat your process of winning lots of money with your new “identity”.

City planning

When planning a city plant trees in front of all your stop signs and red lights. Then make sure you get 10 percent as the city planner of all tickets given. This one was inspired by my visit to Boston it has some great foliage and some awful signage.

Keeping your stuff in the right location

If you keep anything that is a pitcher or resembles a pitcher in your office be sure to label it with your name.  This way when the office happy hour happens no one will take it home to use for their own personal benefit.

Managing overly needy clients/customers

When dealing with clients or customers that don't understand that cell phones in the work place are for emergencies only make sure to give them a number managed by a service like Google Voice rather than your direct line.  This way you can filter their calls based on the time of day, and screen them to see if they are time critical.

Late night pizza

While waiting for the bus order pizza from a place that is on the way home. Get off the bus and pick up your pizza then get on the next bus. Your late night drinking munchies will be satisfied and you won't have to sacrifice any precious gaming time to get that pizza.