If you are going somewhere that is notorious for bad christmas gifts, be sure to fly. Then bring only a small carry on bag and inform everyone ahead of time that you won't have any space to bring things home. No more terrible christmas sweaters from grandma.
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
Super Soakers
Buy real guns instead of super soakers. You don't have to pump (most) real guns. Plus people don't shoot back when you use a real gun.
Monday, December 12, 2011
Start up
Start a company that is a non profit that people would contribute money towards. Then issue refund checks that are mailed in envelopes that look like spam. Most people will tear up or throw away their checks and you will have a nice profit to pay your employees i.e. yourself.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Sign at the dotted line
Start a business that requires a release waiver. Put all the important information in really small print so that it looks like the dotted line at the bottom of the page. You can get them to sign over anything you want.
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