No breaks from gaming required

While playing games (xbox, ps3, wii, PC, etc.), eat your chips using chopsticks.  Using this method you can continue gaming without having take a break to wash your hands.  No game breaks required.

Getting away from children

If you don't want to live near any kids, all you have to do is move to a community for pedo-bears.  Problem solved.  No more obnoxious children.

Bathroom Tips #1

When going to the bathroom in the middle of the night remember to close one eye while urinating.  This way when you turn off the light after leaving the bathroom you will still be able to see in the dark.  Pirates and their eye patches have just been bested.

Introduction

Here is a compiled list of life hacks to make your everyday life more efficient and awesome.

I will try to update these every Monday until there is sufficient backlog to update more frequently.  In the meantime, I need everyone who knows the source to tell me when the life hacks pop up in conversation.