Home Theatre

To save money when considering a home theatre set up, just buy a boarded up house.  This will save on cost and effort for creating a dark room to optimize projector picture quality.  You will also likely save money on the cost of your house.

Pre Sliced bagels

When eating a presliced bagel, be sure to cut it in half again like so ( | ).  When you cut a bagel in half, you give another person a sandwich, and you can then sandwich yourself (please no innapropriate comments on the phrase sandwich yourself).

Saving Money in Relationships

If you are considering dating someone you should hold off until after Christmas and Valentine's Day.  By doing this, you avoid having to buy presents, flowers, chocolate and various other knick knack's.  Then once these holidays are over you should start pursuing your interest so you have at least another 10 months until it is present time.  This is the one opportunity in a relationship you would have to save a couple hundred bucks so you should take it.

Beating Jet Lag

The best way to beat jet lag is to starve yourself for 20 hours prior to when you need to go to bed in your new timezone.  This causes your body to go into survival mode and reset its circadian rhythms.  You will sleep like a baby in your new time zone, and thwart the airline industry for trying to charge obscene amounts of money for food on a flight.

Leaving a Legacy as a Man

To make sure your genes live on, go to a sperm bank. You pass on a lot of genes, and the world will be that much more awesome because there will be a lot of you running around in a few years.  There will also be a lot more people that agree with your point of view as a result so you can save time and energy convincing people to participate in the activities that you enjoy.

Practicing

Don't practice stupid things you don't have to.

Example: Have someone else pretie your ties. That way, you get better tied ties, and you don't have to waste time practicing silly things when you could be gaming.

Open Bars

In order to save money on an open bar tab.  Everyone should go to the liquor store before and sneak in one bottle.  Then whoever has to pay the final tab at the end doesn't get stuck with such a high bill.  Most people might not think this is necessary; they have clearly never had to pay the open bar bill.