Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Job Offers and Sports

Special edition today for the USA women's world cup futbol (or soccer for those in the USA) team.  Go USA Ladies!

When considering two or more similar job offers, consider the intagible qualities of sports fans.  You should take the offer where the new supervisor(s) are sports fans of all the different sports that you like to watch.  In doing this, your boss will encourage you to watch those sporting events that occur during the work day when there are time zone differences (World Cup, Olympics, NCAA Basketball tournament, etc.).  Plus, then you also have something to talk about with your boss and the potential of getting free or discounted tickets from them.

This song is for you France (censored of course so that I don't violate license agreements of the blog)
If I had the wings of eagle...
If I had the bum of a crow...
I would fly over France and poop on those basterds below...
POOOP ON POOOP ON POOOP ON THOSE BASTERDS BELOOOW!
POOOP ON POOOP ON POOOP ON THOSE BASTERDS BELOOOW!

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